Keith Olbermann dismantles Miss California with simple facts and logic. Proving to those who may not already know that she is nothing but an insipid, useless, waste of space. I am glad she decided to speak out, because it solidifies the fact that she’s a moron who has NO clue what she’s talking about.

Sure, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She is not what I would call pretty…she is an over-made, teeth whitened, implanted (attached to what looks like the body of a 12 year old boy, no curves) pageant puppet. Pageants are another rant for another time, but that is the path she’s chosen.

So Carrie, shut up and look good. It makes Donald money and that’s all he and those people want from you. When you’ve dropped off the pageant circuit and you begin to age, when no one is fawning over your “beauty” anymore, maybe you’ll find some substance. Maybe then you’ll actually think about the words that are coming out of your overly shiny, ridiculously large mouth.

Today a school in Colorado sent a student home simply because they’d visited Mexico within’ the last few months. The child had no symptons, there was no cause for alarm, it was just out of paranoid fear.

In Forest Grove OR they closed the school district, the ENTIRE district, so they can disinfect everything. Closed school to clean.

The Daily Show kicks ass on so many levels and this clip destroys the media for how ridiculous they’re being.

If only they would actually wake up and pay attention. The Comedy Central guy is calling out the “real” news for not being real. 

For fucks sake.

Awesome. Now everyone chill out, ignore the frenzied media and go back to your lives.