We finally had a chance to go see Storm’s one woman show, Crazy Enough last night. Having known Storm for close to 11 years now, it’s been really incredible to see the path she’s taken, the hard, hard work she’s put into getting where she is and I’m so proud of her. Not only is Storm incredibly talented, but she is one of the most honest, most sincere, warm hearted people you will ever meet. No hyperbole, she is the real deal and it’s why I love the shit out of her.

I have always wanted to see her explode, the world would be a better place with more Storm in it and she’s on her way. The one woman show was reminiscent of going to see her in the clubs back in the day, some music, some talk, some theatrics, a little bit of everything. What was different though, was the completely honest, exposed, raw truth about her life that the show was built around. It takes a lot to open yourself up like that to anyone, much less to a room full of strangers for 8 shows a week. It was awesome.

If you don’t know Storm Large yet, familiarize yourself (her name is linked to her site above). She has one of the best voices you’ll ever hear, she’s gorgeous, she’s funny and most of all she’s real. She’s my kinda lady…loud, opinionated and unapologetic about it. I know I’m not a wallflower by any stretch, but every time I see her or hang out with her, I’m reminded that it’s a wonderful thing to be who we all are, no matter what that is, to embrace it and celebrate it.

The play has been extended to June 28th (congrats Stormy) and I highly recommend you take the time to go see it. You can learn more about it and get tickets here.

Keith Olbermann dismantles Miss California with simple facts and logic. Proving to those who may not already know that she is nothing but an insipid, useless, waste of space. I am glad she decided to speak out, because it solidifies the fact that she’s a moron who has NO clue what she’s talking about.

Sure, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She is not what I would call pretty…she is an over-made, teeth whitened, implanted (attached to what looks like the body of a 12 year old boy, no curves) pageant puppet. Pageants are another rant for another time, but that is the path she’s chosen.

So Carrie, shut up and look good. It makes Donald money and that’s all he and those people want from you. When you’ve dropped off the pageant circuit and you begin to age, when no one is fawning over your “beauty” anymore, maybe you’ll find some substance. Maybe then you’ll actually think about the words that are coming out of your overly shiny, ridiculously large mouth.

Today a school in Colorado sent a student home simply because they’d visited Mexico within’ the last few months. The child had no symptons, there was no cause for alarm, it was just out of paranoid fear.

In Forest Grove OR they closed the school district, the ENTIRE district, so they can disinfect everything. Closed school to clean.

The Daily Show kicks ass on so many levels and this clip destroys the media for how ridiculous they’re being.

If only they would actually wake up and pay attention. The Comedy Central guy is calling out the “real” news for not being real. 

For fucks sake.